Imagine the scenario: you're at the pizza place. You've got a pizza and some salad. You whip out your travel-sized bottle of Ranch. You don't put it on your salad. Oh no no. You put it on the PIZZA. Your friends give you concerned looks, but you don't play by society's rules.

• Specs: 5(w) x3(d) x 8.5(h) inches. Polyester fiber, polyethylene pellets, ages 0 and up!