This candy cane isn’t here to hang on a tree or sweeten your cocoa! No! It’s here to live its best life, man! Stripes? Immaculate. Shape? Perfectly curvy. Purpose? Unknown, but it radiates pure main character energy. Bold. Minty. Iconic.

• Specs: 5(w) x 3.5(d) x 8(h) inches. Polyester fiber, polyethylene pellets, ages 0 and up!