Donuts are the perfect form of measurement. I am 36 donuts tall. To reach the top of the Statue of Liberty it would take 3,660 donuts. It's the perfect way to end this nonsensical imperial vs metric debate forever: pout us all on the donut standard!
Fancy a snack? Snackers are bite-sized Squishables! They're smaller than a Minibut bigger than a Micro(that's 5-6")! They've got a base of beans on the inside, and our special soft fur on the outside! Stack 'em! Display 'em! Throw 'em at someone! [Editors note: don't throw them at someone.]