You know, I just can't seem to get the hang of baking. My bread is too dense, my caramel always crystalizes, and my soufflés never ever rise. Also all my cinnamon buns turn into rabbits. Unusual, right?

• Specs: 5(w) x 7(d) x 5(h) inches. Polyester fiber, polyethylene pellets, ages 0 and up!